/u/Brainsonastick's posts
[WP] “but in return, I want your sole.” “You mean my soul?” “What?! No! I’m not a monster! I just like fish!”
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[WP] A child asks God "can you make a boulder so heavy that even you can't lift it?" God has a breakdown.
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[WP] Dreams are just moments from lives a person is living in parallel universes. You just became the first person to lucid dream.
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[WP] It is your duty to destroy the lich but you just discovered his phylactery is an atom so you set out to pioneer the splitting of atoms.
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[WP] At Satan’s retirement party, he shocks everyone by naming you, the head of Hell’s progressive party, as his replacement. It’s time for you to implement some reforms.
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[WP] Mankind has acknowledged climate change but has yet to discover green sources of energy. To protect our planet, energy becomes a rare commodity. Well, it is for those who don’t deal in the black market.
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