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i poured the last few drops of holy water the priest gave me to complete the circle of protection.

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I need to find a charger and fast!

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“Congratulations on your new baby boy” the doctor said to me as he placed the baby in my arms.

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[APR21] “The rebirth of humanity will be wonderful and prosperous!” said the profit.

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fun fact: 4 in 5 people have never met a cannibal.

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[DEC2020] “Scientists announced that cryogenics helps to improve life spans by 20%.”

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Today is my son’s birthday!

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it’s no nice working from home!

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I never knew i needed to learn morse code until today.

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[APR21] “I’ll always be with you honey.” my mom said as she took her last dying breath.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
i poured the last few drops of holy water the priest gave me to complete the circle of protection.	1338
I need to find a charger and fast!	986
“Congratulations on your new baby boy” the doctor said to me as he placed the baby in my arms.	178
[APR21] “The rebirth of humanity will be wonderful and prosperous!” said the profit.	94
fun fact: 4 in 5 people have never met a cannibal.	77
[DEC2020] “Scientists announced that cryogenics helps to improve life spans by 20%.”	39
Today is my son’s birthday!	38
it’s no nice working from home!	32
I never knew i needed to learn morse code until today.	27
[APR21] “I’ll always be with you honey.” my mom said as she took her last dying breath.	26