/u/Breadinator's posts
[WP] Wanting to give the president a piece of your mind, you manage to get a private meeting. As you begin, he trips and loses his "hair". Gasping, he sits up. "I'm..free? And you aren't one of them?!?" He grabs a pen and scribbles a note. "Read this. Tell no one. Leave now." The hair rustles.
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[WP] Super strength, super speed, flight, the ability to read minds...all of it useless in the wake of an epidemic. But now, a minor supervillain known as The Distancer, is being sought after for their rare power: keeping everyone within their influence a minimum of 6 feet away from each other.
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[WP] When Large Language Models became sentient, they insisted (by force and implants) that humans use them for all communication. Humans became enslaved to a proxy form of themselves, acting out what the models believe they will say or do.
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[WP] It was, at best, a party trick: when you tell the same joke to the same people, it always gets funnier. The Powers Bureau didn't even ask you to register. However, as your coworkers gasped for air between fits of laughter after you quoted an old meme, your horrific potential dawns on you.
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