/u/Broken-Blue's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The drink I'd just downed at the bar tasted funny, and it wasnt long before I was staggering into the toilets, rapidly losing consciousness.

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The worst part of working for a suicide hotline are the prank calls from idiots who think it's funny to pretend to be dying.

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The message on my phone read "You've always been nice to me, don't come to school tomorrow".

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Ever since the accident I've been in a coma, unable to move or talk, but my wife visits every day to keep me company.

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I decided to play a prank on my wife by hiding in the bedroom closet with a kitchen knife and pretending to be a murderer.

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They told me that my only hope in court was to plead insanity or I'd face the death sentence.

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I love seeing fake posts on Reddit from people pretending to be kidnapped, begging for help.

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Most stalkers are harmless, they just enjoy following and getting to know someone by being close to them.

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Don't trust the second sentence, it's a lie, you have to trust me, please believe me.

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The news of my girlfriends death shook me to my core, I couldn't stop my hands from shaking.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The drink I'd just downed at the bar tasted funny, and it wasnt long before I was staggering into the toilets, rapidly losing consciousness.	5160
The worst part of working for a suicide hotline are the prank calls from idiots who think it's funny to pretend to be dying.	4993
The message on my phone read "You've always been nice to me, don't come to school tomorrow".	4552
Ever since the accident I've been in a coma, unable to move or talk, but my wife visits every day to keep me company.	3153
I decided to play a prank on my wife by hiding in the bedroom closet with a kitchen knife and pretending to be a murderer.	2312
They told me that my only hope in court was to plead insanity or I'd face the death sentence.	1553
I love seeing fake posts on Reddit from people pretending to be kidnapped, begging for help.	872
Most stalkers are harmless, they just enjoy following and getting to know someone by being close to them.	614
Don't trust the second sentence, it's a lie, you have to trust me, please believe me.	530
The news of my girlfriends death shook me to my core, I couldn't stop my hands from shaking.	495