/u/Bronzeshadow's posts
[WP] Dragons are every bit as intelligent as humans if not moreso, which means they are every bit as capable of mental illness. You're a dragon therapist.
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[WP] After a long string of dating disasters you were thrilled to finally meet a partner who was okay with you being part of a coven. In hindsight, you really should have specified that you were part of a witch's coven. Now your date has taken you to meet their vampire coven.
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[WP] You're the trusted family housekeeper who's just committed the perfect crime. Nothing can stop you now! Not even that genre-savvy detective with a the sexy accent.
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[WP] You're the favorite henchman of the local supervillain. You secretly have a major crush on your bosses nemesis, the hero.
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[WP] You leave your home for a rousing hero's journey. You return home fulfilled after your adventure. Instead of finding an empty house, you find a version of yourself that never left.
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[WP] It's no surprise you ended up deep in Hell. You were hardly a good person. What surprised you was the day your dog came to find you.
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[WP] You're a super villain. Your biggest headache isn't the hero. It's the OSHA inspector and the union rep.
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[WP]"That's a bold request. So be it! What's the point of being a god if I can't have a little fun every millennia or so? Just one last thing before we get started. Don't you dare bore me or I'll take it all back."
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You're the greatest supervillain in the world, but the plucky heroes keep foiling your schemes with physics-breaking cartoon tropes and shenanigans that should.not.work. You're getting frustrated.
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