/u/Broodfoos's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Whenever you think you have a good idea no-one listens to you, but for some reason whenever you say one of your horrible ideas everyone around you is all for it. Turns out you've been cursed so that everyone loves your horrible plans and will always go along with them.
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[WP] You are hired by criminals to "mess up" the scene of their crime so cops can't trace it back to them. You like to add wacky additions to the crimes you are hired for like leaving jack in the boxes at the scene or covering the murder weapon with raspberry jam.
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[WP] An immortal has been influencing world events since the beginning of human history, but hasn't realized it.
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[WP] We all thought that bringing back dinosaurs was a bad idea, but we thought by making them all really small it would be ok. Oh how wrong we were as we watch thousands of people being massacred by 1 foot tall tyranosaures and other small terrors lizards.
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[WP] Cats are like sponges for laziness, but there is only so much laziness a cat can handle. You've always been known for being exceptionally lazy, until your aunt dies and leaves you all of her cats to take care of.
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[WP] The Illuminati has recruited young Doug, the pizza delivery boy, to show up those anniying billonaires that alway complain about not getting in even though they have "money" and "political influence".
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[WP] The universe is actually one big farm for the Gods and Death is the farmer or "harvester" of the souls which are a major part of all the Gods' dietary plans.
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[WP] Wyoming doesn't exist. The government made up Wyoming for some reason, but even the government doesn't really know why.
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[WP] In the future, the movie industry has run out of celebrities to make movies about and have decided to started to make movies about just random people.
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