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[WP] The universe is really just God's vacuum cleaner and all the planets and junk were just trash that used to be on his carpet

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[WP] For the longest time people convinced you were color blind, but now you know the only thing wrong with you is that you believed that borsch was a color.

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[WP] Every president up until now has been an alien or a lizard person or something, but you are the first human president.

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[WP] Every superhero hates you because your not quite a normal supervillain but you're a super jerk. You use your immense genius to make machines that cause birds to poop on superheroes and stuff like that but never like steal from a bank or kill.

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[WP] To make up for the fact most people don't know how to adult the government has created "super adults" that might know what they are doing but who knows.

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[EU] Aquaman has gotten really tired of all the stupid memes and jokes about him and has declared war on the surface world.

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[WP] God takes inspiration from everyone of his creations, but all the ideas he gets from you are like shelf gnomes.

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[WP] The Illuminati just accepted a random guy named Doug into their ranks to show up a bunch of no-name billionaires who complained about how they weren't accepted even though they had "money" and "political influence".

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[WP] NASA is currently at war with the angels because when they fired off the first space rocket instead of going to space it pierced Heaven.

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Who would've guessed that our society's structure was so weak that when we ran out of coffee everything would go to Hell.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The universe is really just God's vacuum cleaner and all the planets and junk were just trash that used to be on his carpet	2
[WP] For the longest time people convinced you were color blind, but now you know the only thing wrong with you is that you believed that borsch was a color.	1
[WP] Every president up until now has been an alien or a lizard person or something, but you are the first human president.	1
[WP] Every superhero hates you because your not quite a normal supervillain but you're a super jerk. You use your immense genius to make machines that cause birds to poop on superheroes and stuff like that but never like steal from a bank or kill.	1
[WP] To make up for the fact most people don't know how to adult the government has created "super adults" that might know what they are doing but who knows.	1
[EU] Aquaman has gotten really tired of all the stupid memes and jokes about him and has declared war on the surface world.	1
[WP] God takes inspiration from everyone of his creations, but all the ideas he gets from you are like shelf gnomes.	1
[WP] The Illuminati just accepted a random guy named Doug into their ranks to show up a bunch of no-name billionaires who complained about how they weren't accepted even though they had "money" and "political influence".	1
[WP] NASA is currently at war with the angels because when they fired off the first space rocket instead of going to space it pierced Heaven.	1
Who would've guessed that our society's structure was so weak that when we ran out of coffee everything would go to Hell.	1