/u/Broodfoos's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] An influx of Area 51 memes distracted the guards on the day of the raid allowing some of the raiders to get a hold of some of the world most secret artifacts. But that's the least of your trouble as now you have to explain how they got through to the leaders of the United States.
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Humans have created a highly advanced A.I. that will supposedly determine the cause of all Earthly problems. Most people were expecting it to spout out in big letters "Humans" but to everyone's surprise, it states that emus are the cause of most problems on Earth.
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[WP] The whole world is slowly being covered in milkshake after you spilled your Infinimug filled with the stuff and can't seem to find it.
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[WP] As you lay in bed you try and jostle yourself awake to no avail. You know what is coming because you've experienced it: Hell. You don't care about the consequences of meeting your past self and you don't even care how you got back. All that matters is stopping that thing from getting to you
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[WP] The Vice President of the United States and other government officials have all been called into a meeting to explain how they have all been turned into Horcruxes for the President.
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[WP] Everyone was more than excited after Doug Bowser, the new president of the Nintendo of America, announced he wanted more Waluigi representation. The excitement faded after news of men and women being swept up by lanky men in purple outfits begun to sweep the U.S.
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[WP] You haven't cleaned your room in like forever, and when you finally get around to it you find that a sentient species has evolved and has been living beneath your grossness.
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[WP] You've been payed $20 to just not get killed. It worries you greatly as to why someone would do that, but you know if someone was going to kill you anyway might as well be $20 richer.
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[WP] Out body right now is very similar to a caterpillar's cacoon and when we die we turn into astral soul butterflies.
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