/u/Broodfoos's posts
[WP] Thousands of years in the future many humans have lost the ability to use common sense to solve problems until you came along. You just have an average amount of common sense compared to our standards today, but to most people you're a god.
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[WP] You seem to be the most suspicious person on the planet and are always suspect number one in investigations, but you have no idea why.
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[WP] You are being pursued by three wisened sages who are trying to make you sacrifice your life to save their kingdom by saying you're some sort of "Chosen One".
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[WP] When you come across a magical item that turns you into a woodland critter you quickly learn that your cat is not only known as Mr. Flufferbuttom but also as Narglax, the destroyer of the Critterealms and Heir to the throne of Mayhem.
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[WP] You gain specific abilities/characteristics based on what clothing you are wearing. Wearing a ballerina outfit you can dance like a ballerina, a sailor suit and you can control a boat real good ,and so on and so forth. One day you just put on some random comfy clothing and gain godly powers.
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[WP] People wake up one day to realize they have forgotten something in their lives. All they can remember about this thing is that it is something they cannot remember. You and your family ponder over this as you eat cereal on plates.
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[WP] A kingdom to the north has promised supposed "easy" gold to any adventurer or mage that can help with their "little lizard problem". Little did anyone know that their lizard problem stemmed from them excavating a previously hidden prehistoric ecosystem underneath the capital.
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[WP] Aliens have been abducting humans to gain crucial details of the Planet Earth. Little do they know though that of the 2 humans they have abducted one is blind and the other one is deaf.
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[WP] The Demon King was prepared for the chosen one to be a paladin or maybe even a pyromancer. But he was never prepared for thousands of magical bees to assault his forces. You are a beemancer, the chosen one tasked with saving the land of mortals for the Demon Kings grasp.
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