/u/Broodfoos's posts
[WP] Aliens are stunned by the thought of "Therapists" and "therapy". No other species has ever thought about solving individual problems together and as such most aliens believe that this is a trait unique to humans and have begun abducting random humans to deal with their emotional baggage.
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[WP] The Elder Gods are actually like the cool grandparents that give humans like the cosmic equivalent of $20 and regular Gods get angery because their messing up their parenting and that's why they can't see humans anymore
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[WP] So many people have become vampires that the government had to step in to protect the remaining humans. Every morning vampires receive a canister filled with a mysterious liquid that will sustain them for one day. While it has been confirmed to not be blood the truth is even more horrid.
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[WP] You went completely blind and deaf after a terrible accident. After years of living like this, a faint sound broke the unending silence as you hear a whimper followed by a terrified whisper "Don't make any noise, They'll hear you".
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[WP] A single man has volunteered to be nuked by the government to show that some humans have already adapted to nukes and are unaffected by them, thus making them useless in the nearby future. Noone suspects though that the man who has volunteered is actually a very concerned immortal.
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[WP] You have been blind for as long as you can remember, but for some reason you can see everyone's "spirit" which helps a long way in not bumping into anyone. One day your friend introduces you to someone and you see no-one there, just a black void.
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[WP] You have been appointed the new God of Cooking after Zeus thoroughly enjoyed your "KRAFT Macaroni and Cheese with a side of Chicken Nuggets".
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[WP] You are a pest to the multiverse. Well, not exactly "you" but all of the "yous" of the multiverse. There are so many of you throughout the multiverse that an extermination team has been made to cull you like rabbits.
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[WP] Heaven and Hell are just other planets in the universe and their inhabitants are getting sick and tired of these "humans" popping up out of nowhere like cockroaches.
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