/u/Broodfoos's posts
[WP] The reason why God has never visited the Earth is that he is scared of how small our universe is. His claustrophobia has been keeping him from seeing his creations up until just recently where he deemed our universe to be adequately sized.
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[WP] You're a detective with a 100% solve rate because you can read minds and because of this you can mess with people by saying stuff like "I knew he killed his wife with a butcher knife that he hid under the stairs at 5:50 a.m. Tuesday because when I walked in he breathed 3 times and then farted"
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[WP] In a world of mind bending and universal altering magic; you have the uncanny ability to use apple magic, just magic about apples.
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[WP] You're a time cop, a police officer that travels through time and deals with all the would be time travelers, wizards, occasional wormholes, and groundhog day situations.
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[WP] Magic will be bestowed upon mortals for a price. Generally one must sacrifice something of great importance to become a powerful wizard, but some people just sacrifice mundane objects just to just gain access to magic.
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[WP] Social media was created by the government for controlling and observing the populace and to tell you the truth the government was not prepared for what it unleashed upon the world.
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[WP] Humans do actually hibernate, but through the fifth season. Humans and most other living things enter a stasis to avoid being mercessly murdered by the creatures that migrate through Earth during this time. You are a human and one of the few creatures on Earth that for some doesn't hibernate.
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[WP] A giant spore cloud has begun emanating from the North Pole, causing devastation and panic across the globe. When a group of scientists heads out to check what it is emanating from they find that a giant mushroom has been forming on top of the planet.
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[WP] An relatively unknown weakness of vampires, an offshoot of being weak to holy water, is that they are also somehow weak to bleach and various flavors of Mountain Dew.
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[WP] You are a talking egg. One day you are bought by a human and taken to them home to be devoured. You beg and plead saying that you are sentient and to spare you. But something unexpected happens the human says "I know" unzipping their human like facade to reveal hundreds of eggs.
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