/u/Broodfoos's posts
[WP] An alien megacorporation known as "McDonald's" has been infiltrating habitable planets for millennia and, by using their cutthroat business tactics, have been taking over the galaxy one planet at a time. The only planet thus far that has been able to withstand their corporate might is Earth.
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[WP] Your superpowers only activate if someone is trying to kill only you and because of this you have a reputation of being the superhero most hated by villains.
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[WP] Religion has never been your forte, that was until a bunch of crazy cult members of a who-knows-it religion decided to start reveling you as a diety. You found it quite hilarious at first, the whole situation, until you noticed what could only be described as miracles happening around you.
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[WP] A percentage is constantly shown on your hand of how much you are contributing to society. For an average person like yourself its generally stuck at a 1% at highest but one morning you wake up and find it has risen to 32% and is rising fast.
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[WP] While a fundamental part of human nature is the need to explore and discover, most aliens throughout the universe have the exact opposite written into the very core of their being. They all have the need of being discovered and are all waiting to be found.
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[WP] Aliens have always known Earth as "that one place where all the giant deadly lizards live" and have been constantly avoided going there. When they finally figure out the dinosaurs have gone extinct and are travelling to Earth, the humans have unfortunately revived the dinos.
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[WP] A movie studio has made the most scary movie alive for adults, but children see it as the most hilarious and upbeat movie of the year.
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[WP] A millennia ago, Florida sent all of their criminals to a random planet outside of the solar system. You are now a part of the expedition to try and make contact with this planet after all this time.
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[WP] You are the supposed "evil lord" of the kingdom that every hero is trying to defeat, but what you find evil is that they keep on sending kids on dangerous quests to defeat you saying they're the "chosen ones".
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