/u/Broodfoos's posts
[WP] The outcome of many important life events are often determined by spontaneous and dramatic dance-offs in this world. The only problem with that is you have no groove.
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[WP] Aliens have avoided visiting Earth because of Legos which they think stands for Loose Enigmatic Gamma Odorize Stream. A technological marvel of a weapon lost to time and feared throughout the known universe.
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[WP] Aliens are trying to understand the wreckage that was human civilization but it seems after something called "capitalism" became popularized all technology seemed to break easier and last a shorter amount of time.
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[WP] Understanding human speech has become essential for most animal's survival, so even though it seems like they can't understand us, they most definitely can.
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[WP] Your arm was ripped off in a horrible accident and for some reason they decided to replace your arm with just a random animal they found.
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[WP] You have the ability to summon younger versions of yourself. The number of you that you can summon is equal to how many years old you are, but it is kind of random as you don't know if your getting a baby or a version of yourself 6 days younger.
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[WP] God has decided, to make things easier on himself, to merge somethings that rhyme. Somethings like oranges stay the same, but eggs have been merged with powder kegs and man are things wierd.
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[WP] You've broken the world record for largest just add water toys, but when you go to add water to this toy all hell breaks loose. The toy just keeps on growing and growing and growing and no-one knows when it'll stop. It just keeps devouring cities with it's spongy mass.
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[WP] The year is 2091 and humans have successfully domesticated 99.99% of the animals on Earth, all except one species.
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