/u/Broodfoos's posts
[TT] You theorize that those silica packets that specifically say "Do Not Eat" and "Throw away" have been an ingenious ploy to hide and destroy the one thing all humans have been searching for... what the thing is you have no idea but you hypothesize that if you ingest the "silica" you'll find out.
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[WP] God is really petty but also really likes dogs. You one day get to meet God but, as cruel fate would have it, you prefer cats. So now got is trying to kill you but Satan, amused as how you angered god, is trying to keep you alive at all costs
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[WP] The fridge at work is generally empty, well aside for some random ketchup packets strewn about on the inside. But today when you open it in hopes to sucker some fool out of their snackums you find a small satchel of food with a letter on top reading "Don't Eat - God"
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[WP] The Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland has been marked the destroyer of worlds by many as in each atom they smash is a microverse that is very similar to our own universe.
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[WP] You for some reason are apart of the Illuminati and it's like insane there's like aliens and lizard people and one guy just has a fish arm. One day I just black out and then here I am eating sushi with Abe Lincoln and making sure the seal on the Chthulu is holding.
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[WP] You've gone back in time from the modern era to conquer the Earth at an earlier date. The only problem is you've only ever been good at making pretzels so now you must conquest the world with pretzels.
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