/u/BrytiLaughs's posts
[WP] After aeons of being immortal, you finally find a cure and successfully die. The world fades to black and you find peace... Then you open your eyes, and look into the faces of your new parents.
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[WP] You thought your immunity to the zombie plague was a blessing, until your parents journal tells you that they designed it that way.
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[WP] "I've got some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is, you're not dead! The bad news? The good news was a lie."
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[WP] By order of the Intergalactic Council the planet referred to locally as 'Earth' is under quarantine.
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[WP] You are celebrating your 30th birthday and lamenting being a virgin when you receive a letter through the door. "You have been accepted into the Hogwarts Mature Learner Programme"
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"Nick! NICK! You're on my list, why are you on here." "Oh Death, people just don't believe in Santa anymore. My time has come." Some time later, a black cloaked figure stood surrounded by elves who bowed to their new boss in matching cloaks. "Reaping souls is more fun than making toys!"
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