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I got reincarnated as a post on this sub please help me!

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I looked at the last thing she googled before she died:

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I always talked to my plants while watering them...

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While trying out the new phone that I got from a second hand shop to check all its functions I go test the camera.

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The aliens tried to warn the human race about their imminent doom.

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I heard a deep voice whisper "I can see his butthole, time to crawl in"

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"What do you mean I am a simulation and my simulation-matrix is padded with filler?!"

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"Then why create me in this simulated universe in the first place?"

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The day I was born was a peculiar day for many.

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Having had nightmares during my whole childhood my only way to escape them was hearing the sound of the alarm clock.

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