WritingPrompts

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[SP] Throwing the Kitchen Sink at it actually worked.	1
[WP] While you did expect some kind of minor divine retribution for invoking an old deity to help you with your paperwork, you didn't expect a blunt "no" from one of the Plucky Adventurers responsible for landing the paperwork on your desk in the first place.	1
[WP] The King of Darkness has died to a sudden illness. His lackeys are tearing his realm apart in a massive anarchic free-for-all. The Heroes are now sent to his castle - not to kill him, but to find and actually bother to read his will.	1
[SP] A Church, a Synagogue, and a Mosque walk into a Barista.	1
[WP] There is no light in the person's eyes as they answer: "Trust me. Everything you can think of for me to go back in time and prevent - it just makes things worse."	1
[WP] You have Vampiric Blood running through your veins. However, that blood comes from quite a few generations back, so all it really means is that you like eating meat, can't swim, get mildly annoyed by religious architecture, and get sunburned really easily.	1
[WP] It was obviously the Butler - the murder wasn't really all that hard for the detective to solve. But a few choice members of the staff are quietly wondering just what the butler did to that knife to kill a supposedly immortal being with a single slice.	1
[WP] Ahura Mazda wakes up from his millenium-long coma thoroughly done with the whole 'creator deity' thing. Being a musician seems like it would be far less stressful.	1
[WP] The Empire's military is corrupt to the core. Nepotism and cronyism run rampant, while political machinations take up far more time than drill or exercise. And yet, as your nation is discovering, the guys at the top are somehow really, really good at running a war.	1
[WP] The Elite Royal Guard does have the best equipment in all the land, but thanks to bribery, corruption, and nepotism, most of its members aren't very good at actually fighting.	1

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