/u/Bunnytob's posts
[WP] The Empire's military is corrupt to the core. Nepotism and cronyism run rampant, while political machinations take up far more time than drill or exercise. And yet, as your nation is discovering, the guys at the top are somehow really, really good at running a war.
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[WP] The Elite Royal Guard does have the best equipment in all the land, but thanks to bribery, corruption, and nepotism, most of its members aren't very good at actually fighting.
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[WP] The BBEG had banked on only fighting one Chosen One and attached band of Plucky Misfits. The thought that previous bands of BBEG-slayers were very much still alive and morally unchanged had not occurred.
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[WP] A the corrupt nobles raise their armies to overthrow the monarchy, you too raise yours to defend them. And, because you haven't been extorting all of your subjects for the last century, you have a much larger - and much more loyal - population to use for this than anyone realises.
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[WP] Because you haven't been extorting all of your subjects for the last century like just about every other noble house, you have a much larger and far more loyal population at your command than most people realise.
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[WP] "You do realise that it's kinda hard for me to have an existential crisis about the whole 'my world not being real' thing when I've never known anything different, right?"
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[WP] Welcome to the world of Magic! Do mind the Human Infestations, though. There's a group of red-garbed nutters down here loyal to a non-real "Queen Victoria", a self-proclaimed "Middle Kingdom" at the end of all of the trade routes there, a constant religious war right over here...
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[WP] The first thing the Revived God does upon being revived is freak the hell out over the fact that resurrecting anything - let alone a god - is actually possible, because it does NOT like the ramifications that that might have on the world.
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[WP] You're not the best healer - a very much below-average one, in fact - but your knack for being in the right place at the right time, combined with your incredible reaction speed, has resulted in you saving the lives of far more important people than anyone wants to admit.
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