/u/Bunnytob's posts
[WP] You are finally awoken from a long, long slumber, only to be immediately hounded by historians looking to correct their guesses about the era of history that you're from. They seem weirdly reluctant to accept that they're basically correct about everything.
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[WP] Ever since the incident, you swore that you would grow strong enough to best the Villain and avenge everyone... you realise only now that you never stood a chance, but, knowing what's about to happen... you can settle for merely slowing them down by a few minutes.
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[WP] Some divine relationships - such as the marriage between the moon and the sky, or the siblinghood between life and death - are common knowledge. Others, less obvious ones... not so much.
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[WP] "Doesn't look like there's anything wrong with the pyramids to me." "Doesn't look like anything's wrong with them to me either, but Cairo's supposed to be right over there."
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[WP] "You hid and justified your evil plans by claiming that Dark Magic isn't always evil, and yet you somehow failed to account for the fact that the Lord of Darkness isn't actually evil."
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[WP] Both of your siblings have the ability to turn back time, which they repeatedly abuse for selfish gain. You are the only one who is able to remember when both of them do it, though - and somehow, they haven't figured each other out yet.
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[WP] You are an insanely rich business mogul. You also have a superpower - you can manifest your wealth anywhere, at any time, in any desired form. Oh, and you have a really good throwing arm, too, so you literally solve your problems by throwing money at them.
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[WP] Considering that you need NoClip to get into The Backrooms in the first place, getting out of them is actually very easy. Which means that just about everything down there doesn't actually want to leave.
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