/u/BurningSpyCrab's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Let me in, Open this door right now!"

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas; toys, in every store.

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I stumble and limp to the terminal ahead of me, reading it's dimly lit screen, "Password Required _____".

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Two people laughed, two people cried, most people were silent.

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Recently, I've noticed an ant/termite problem in my bathroom.

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As the storm raged outside, I held my elbow against the window and counted: One...two...three...four...five...six BOOM

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I soar through the sky, flying through the clouds and feeling the rush of wind on my face.

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Password Required: •-•• •--- -••• -•• -••-

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As it began to move, I stared blankly; my frame shook, joints clicked, eyelids flickered, fingers twitched, muscles tightened, lips shivered, teeth jittered, head swiveled, jaw popped, pupils dialated, legs shook, knees caved, tendons severed, bones broke, cartilage crunched, and spine snapped.

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As a member of NASA's technician division, it is my duty to repair broken and/or malfunctioning satellites that we have orbiting the Earth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Let me in, Open this door right now!"	4102
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas; toys, in every store.	594
I stumble and limp to the terminal ahead of me, reading it's dimly lit screen, "Password Required _____".	81
Two people laughed, two people cried, most people were silent.	20
Recently, I've noticed an ant/termite problem in my bathroom.	14
As the storm raged outside, I held my elbow against the window and counted: One...two...three...four...five...six BOOM	11
I soar through the sky, flying through the clouds and feeling the rush of wind on my face.	9
Password Required: •-•• •--- -••• -•• -••-	8
As it began to move, I stared blankly; my frame shook, joints clicked, eyelids flickered, fingers twitched, muscles tightened, lips shivered, teeth jittered, head swiveled, jaw popped, pupils dialated, legs shook, knees caved, tendons severed, bones broke, cartilage crunched, and spine snapped.	7
As a member of NASA's technician division, it is my duty to repair broken and/or malfunctioning satellites that we have orbiting the Earth.	6