/u/ButtercuntSquash's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Good morning sleepy-head”, I smiled as I reached out to pet my dog.

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“I wish for a million pounds!”, the man confidently replied to the genie.

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I have always had a bad nail-biting habit

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I can see them admiring my fashionable outfit through the window

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Rather unusual to have a solid black carpet fitted in a nursery, I thought as I viewed the new house.

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I looked over at the midwife in sheer terror

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I was grateful to have found an old fan up in the loft during a hot summers’ day

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I thought that Humans were mostly made up of water

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“Come here sweetie, mummy’s about to serve dinner!” I cooed as I picked up my baby

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My children love to play with their baby half-sister!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Good morning sleepy-head”, I smiled as I reached out to pet my dog.	620
“I wish for a million pounds!”, the man confidently replied to the genie.	372
I have always had a bad nail-biting habit	116
I can see them admiring my fashionable outfit through the window	99
Rather unusual to have a solid black carpet fitted in a nursery, I thought as I viewed the new house.	38
I looked over at the midwife in sheer terror	36
I was grateful to have found an old fan up in the loft during a hot summers’ day	35
I thought that Humans were mostly made up of water	19
“Come here sweetie, mummy’s about to serve dinner!” I cooed as I picked up my baby	15
My children love to play with their baby half-sister!	12