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"A captain always goes down with his ship!"

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Aug 8, 1901- After the storm had passed, we found our ship beached on an island that we cannot seem to locate on any map we reference.

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They haven’t found me, no one has found me.

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After many hours of excruciating labor I look down at the beautiful baby girl I have just given birth to.

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Seeing the woman dismembered limb from limb by the unsightly beast was unnerving.

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It's an odd sensation when you're browsing the internet and you come across a picture of yourself you don't remember being taken.

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“It was so wonderful meeting you Mr. Goldstein!” the president said as he shook my hand.

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I cannot recall anything during the 30 seconds I was pronounced legally dead.

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As I thrust my knife into the beast’s heart, I turn my attention towards the child, cowering in the corner while screaming in hysterics.

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The scientist successfully completed and tested his time machine.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"A captain always goes down with his ship!"	232
Aug 8, 1901- After the storm had passed, we found our ship beached on an island that we cannot seem to locate on any map we reference.	179
They haven’t found me, no one has found me.	152
After many hours of excruciating labor I look down at the beautiful baby girl I have just given birth to.	89
Seeing the woman dismembered limb from limb by the unsightly beast was unnerving.	81
It's an odd sensation when you're browsing the internet and you come across a picture of yourself you don't remember being taken.	67
“It was so wonderful meeting you Mr. Goldstein!” the president said as he shook my hand.	64
I cannot recall anything during the 30 seconds I was pronounced legally dead.	26
As I thrust my knife into the beast’s heart, I turn my attention towards the child, cowering in the corner while screaming in hysterics.	25
The scientist successfully completed and tested his time machine.	19