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"Oh gods, I... I didn't know it was loaded!"

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I used to think I could stare into his eyes forever.

243 upvotes

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Home grown is tastier and fresher, for sure.

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Finally got around to fixing the lock on my toddler's bedroom window.

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You've had such an impact on me, I never want to see you die.

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It's been three months, two days, and forty two minutes since we promised each other our hearts, my love.

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It was scary to faint in the middle of the crowded shopping centre.

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I told her I'd love her til the day she died.

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He says calling the cookies "to die for" is hyperbole, not false advertising.

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I'm getting better at tying nooses.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Oh gods, I... I didn't know it was loaded!"	550
I used to think I could stare into his eyes forever.	243
Home grown is tastier and fresher, for sure.	174
Finally got around to fixing the lock on my toddler's bedroom window.	91
You've had such an impact on me, I never want to see you die.	68
It's been three months, two days, and forty two minutes since we promised each other our hearts, my love.	59
It was scary to faint in the middle of the crowded shopping centre.	51
I told her I'd love her til the day she died.	47
He says calling the cookies "to die for" is hyperbole, not false advertising.	46
I'm getting better at tying nooses.	42