/u/CDClagett's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought of a great story for this sub a few minutes ago, but now I can't remember it.

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They say the saddest thing a parent can ever do is bury their child.

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The train ride to our new place was hot, cramped, and dusty.

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I did what I had to do to keep that little jailbait slut out of my new husbands life.

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I was 14 when my dad took my virginity.

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When I serve a woman breakfast in bed, all I want her to do is look me lovingly in the eyes and say "thank you".

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I walked into my daughters bedroom, she appeared to be sleeping peacefully, the garlic hanging in her room, had successfully protected her from a vampire attack.

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My friend got so drunk yesterday that he told me he spent all night blowing chunks.

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I was watching a movie with my 5-year-old son when he asked me, "Dad, I'm scared, is the woman in this film going to die?"

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My grandfather was on his deathbed when he beckoned me to lean over so he could whisper into my ear.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought of a great story for this sub a few minutes ago, but now I can't remember it.	351
They say the saddest thing a parent can ever do is bury their child.	72
The train ride to our new place was hot, cramped, and dusty.	50
I did what I had to do to keep that little jailbait slut out of my new husbands life.	45
I was 14 when my dad took my virginity.	43
When I serve a woman breakfast in bed, all I want her to do is look me lovingly in the eyes and say "thank you".	41
I walked into my daughters bedroom, she appeared to be sleeping peacefully, the garlic hanging in her room, had successfully protected her from a vampire attack.	40
My friend got so drunk yesterday that he told me he spent all night blowing chunks.	7
I was watching a movie with my 5-year-old son when he asked me, "Dad, I'm scared, is the woman in this film going to die?"	5
My grandfather was on his deathbed when he beckoned me to lean over so he could whisper into my ear.	4