/u/CKO1967's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"Don't go, Henry," she pleaded as he turned to walk out the door...

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Last week I caught a burglar in my pajamas.

188 upvotes

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Did you hear about the chef who baked a cookie to resemble Hugh Laurie?

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The book's pages were stained with a deep shade of red....

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Detective Jones walked into the house to find bodies littered everywhere.

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I hate people who make German sausage jokes...

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If a delivery truck carrying Macbooks has an accident....

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My best friend's wife was furious when she found him in bed with a model.

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Nothing could prepare me for the hideous abomination I saw coming up the road....

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"Dad, there's a monster in my closet!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Don't go, Henry," she pleaded as he turned to walk out the door...	210
Last week I caught a burglar in my pajamas.	188
Did you hear about the chef who baked a cookie to resemble Hugh Laurie?	188
The book's pages were stained with a deep shade of red....	159
Detective Jones walked into the house to find bodies littered everywhere.	133
I hate people who make German sausage jokes...	110
If a delivery truck carrying Macbooks has an accident....	59
My best friend's wife was furious when she found him in bed with a model.	52
Nothing could prepare me for the hideous abomination I saw coming up the road....	27
"Dad, there's a monster in my closet!"	22