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They've just published a new book about weightlessness....

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I asked the chemist if he could spare any sodium hypobromite...

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Somebody just threw a jar of mayonaise at me....

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I thought to myself "Man, this Thursday afternoon sure is dragging on...."

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The quiet kid warned me not to come to school tomorrow....

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As the strange hooded figure shuffles through the mists, I call out...

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I need some space....

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A truck delivering Macbooks collided with a van carrying PCs....

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I woke up to find my kitchen floor stained with something red and wet....

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I wanted to tell you guys a joke about the difference between numerators and denominators....

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They've just published a new book about weightlessness....	17
I asked the chemist if he could spare any sodium hypobromite...	16
Somebody just threw a jar of mayonaise at me....	15
I thought to myself "Man, this Thursday afternoon sure is dragging on...."	15
The quiet kid warned me not to come to school tomorrow....	14
As the strange hooded figure shuffles through the mists, I call out...	14
I need some space....	14
A truck delivering Macbooks collided with a van carrying PCs....	14
I woke up to find my kitchen floor stained with something red and wet....	13
I wanted to tell you guys a joke about the difference between numerators and denominators....	13