/u/Cabrioman109's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Pushing around this floor cleaning machine is so tedious and laborious but, my mother didn't raise a dirty boy.
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I prised my battered and bruised body out of the driver's seat and limped limped slowly to inspect the twisted remains of what was once the front of my Pickup
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"Sorry about the ultraviolets" she said as she walked room to room switching on the lights, "It's the only way to know"
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When walking home at night it feels like someone is right behind me but, when I turn around, there's no one there.
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