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“The court hereby sentences you to serve a term of six years,” said the judge irritably.

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While tidying up my girlfriend’s apartment, I found a purple diary labeled “Boyfriends Who Dared to Look”.

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“Sorry, but I just can’t do this,” I admit to the bungee instructor.

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“Have you been in contact with a corpse or carcass lately?” asks the doctor anxiously.

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[DEC23] “Have you seen your little brother?” asked mum.

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“For injuring a pedestrian while driving under the influence, I sentence you to the new COD program,” declared the judge, dismissing me before I could say anything.

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Years after most of the world was destroyed because of World War III, you draw your last breath as one of the last remaining humans.

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“It seems like you do have the ability to smell cancer,” says the doctor grimly.

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“The deal was three grand for one kidney, not for all my organs,” screamed the man fastened to the operating table.

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I'm scavenging in an abandoned lab when a syringe jabs my hand.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“The court hereby sentences you to serve a term of six years,” said the judge irritably.	4366
While tidying up my girlfriend’s apartment, I found a purple diary labeled “Boyfriends Who Dared to Look”.	2932
“Sorry, but I just can’t do this,” I admit to the bungee instructor.	2825
“Have you been in contact with a corpse or carcass lately?” asks the doctor anxiously.	1570
[DEC23] “Have you seen your little brother?” asked mum.	1487
“For injuring a pedestrian while driving under the influence, I sentence you to the new COD program,” declared the judge, dismissing me before I could say anything.	1420
Years after most of the world was destroyed because of World War III, you draw your last breath as one of the last remaining humans.	1020
“It seems like you do have the ability to smell cancer,” says the doctor grimly.	1017
“The deal was three grand for one kidney, not for all my organs,” screamed the man fastened to the operating table.	753
I'm scavenging in an abandoned lab when a syringe jabs my hand.	753