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[WP]It’s 1997, and Suge Knight: gangster CEO of Death Row Records is attending the LA rap olympics. During the competition he notices a white kid that can really spit. He goes up to the kid and asks his name. The kid says his name’s Marshall Mathers.
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[EU] Rewrite the Hero Killer Ark of BNHA, with Billy Butcher and The Boys as the antagonists instead of Stain.
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[WP] For sleeping with her husband the goddess, Hera, cursed Lamia and her bloodline. Lamia, and all daughters descended from her, would be transformed into serpent like monsters. While all sons descended from her, would meet gruesome deaths.
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[EU] Okay I see what’s going on here. You see, the guy who sold you this property didn’t own it, you got conned. The same thing happened before with the Brooklyn Bridge twice. Now get out of my house before I blow your head off.
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[WP]You once said Asking Alexandria was a good band at a Black Metal show, you walked home covered in goats blood, and are now haunted by a demon.
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[EU] Flapjack and Captain K’nuckles have managed to stowaway on a ship that will take them directly to Candy Island. However, they have to be careful not to be discovered by its captain: Minister of Candy, Charlotte Perospero, of the Big Mom Pirates.
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