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Last night I saw two lights outside my bedroom window.

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“I was told we finally made our first contact with extraterrestrials,” Chris said, “what did it say?”

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“The government cannot control overpopulation anymore.”

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It's a Monday morning, I brushed my thumb against the head of my toothbrush to clean it off.

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"Hey babe, I wanna get spicy tonight; the family's not home."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Last night I saw two lights outside my bedroom window.	50
“I was told we finally made our first contact with extraterrestrials,” Chris said, “what did it say?”	30
“The government cannot control overpopulation anymore.”	8
It's a Monday morning, I brushed my thumb against the head of my toothbrush to clean it off.	4
"Hey babe, I wanna get spicy tonight; the family's not home."	2