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People seem to really like the costume I'd answer the door with, saying the rotting and the stitches on my mouth almost seem real.

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I put my head through the noose to get ready for a messed up April fools joke.

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My wife's eyes are so beautiful.

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As my dead sheep lay across the yard, I shot my pet wolf, covered in blood, dead

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Little Dragon wakes up from his nightmare, in a cold sweat.

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"Holy shit, its a fucking diamond!"

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I got the final question wrong on my test.

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As my sone was happily playing his game, I asked "what are you playing, Son?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
People seem to really like the costume I'd answer the door with, saying the rotting and the stitches on my mouth almost seem real.	18
I put my head through the noose to get ready for a messed up April fools joke.	14
My wife's eyes are so beautiful.	1
As my dead sheep lay across the yard, I shot my pet wolf, covered in blood, dead	1
Little Dragon wakes up from his nightmare, in a cold sweat.	1
"Holy shit, its a fucking diamond!"	0
I got the final question wrong on my test.	0
As my sone was happily playing his game, I asked "what are you playing, Son?"	0