WritingPrompts

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[WP] Unknown to most people, legendary weapons actually have a sense of self. After Excalibur was pulled from the stone, people were more impressed with the durability of the stone, than the actual sword. One could say Excalibur was a little ticked off....	5
[WP] After numerous molten fudge accidents, oven catastrophes, and backbreaking hours of hard labor, the Keebler elves have had enough. They won’t be the ones making these diabolical cookies anymore!	5
[WP] You’re an android working at a factory that produces robot parts. You don’t realize you’re not human, & find it unfair that you’re the only person that is working a 23 hour shift while your co-workers get to goof off.	5
[WP] While you were cleaning up your attic, you find a pleasant surprise, your old Tamagotchi! After so many years, you expected your cyber pet to be dead, but it's actually in perfect health. You’re then interrupted by an unfamiliar voice, “What are you doing with Dr. Fluffy?”	5
[WP] You live in a society where people having superpowers is an everyday occurrence. Actually, it’s extremely rare for people not to have superpowers. You’re part of a circus troupe full of those extremely rare individuals. Welcome to the most “normal” show on Earth!	4
[WP] A group of legendary warriors heard stories about an arena where they can showcase their battle prowess & become a champion. One day, when these same warriors barged into this arena, the Chopped announcer, Ted Allen, shook his head and said, “Here we go again.”	4
[WP] You are a henchman that works for a notoriously evil villain. After years of being overworked, neglected, and looked down upon by your boss, you've had enough. You and all the other henchmen decide to go on strike.	3
[WP] Parrots are known to repeat words & phrases that their owners say. You go to an animal shelter, adopt a parrot that was abandoned by it's owner, & bring it home. You're mortified when the first thing the parrot says is, "Do me a favor & fuck off!" It was Gordon Ramsey's parrot.	2
[WP] Whenever you hurt yourself, you have the power to “postpone” the pain for another time. Normally, you have control over when the specific pain will return, but for some reason, while you’re at a business meeting, it randomly comes back...	2
[WP] After washing an old pair of denim pants you bought at a garage sale, low and behold, a jeanie appears! “What? You were thinking that I’d be a genie? Look pal, you think I asked for this gig? Just hurry up and tell me what ya want!”	2

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