/u/Capon-breath's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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His friends had dared him to peer through the narrow slit of the partially-opened stone tomb.

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History dubbed it 'The Night of Lamps', a global black out as the power went down; within seconds, lamps went on in one-in-ten houses, almost like they knew.

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I 3D printed a cell phone for my 3 year old to play with.

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I got such a sense of fulfilment from my voluntary work with Ebola patients in Africa.

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Do fitbits count masturbation strokes as steps because of the movement?

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I can't stop crying about my murdered son.

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At 79 Stan though he was in heaven when the new nurse started giving him a hand job as part of his weekly sponge bed bath.

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When intelligent life landed the first learning they shared was that we had our 'holes' the wrong way round.

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My dead wife was frigid, when she died I bought a 'fleshhlight' and named it after her.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
His friends had dared him to peer through the narrow slit of the partially-opened stone tomb.	8
History dubbed it 'The Night of Lamps', a global black out as the power went down; within seconds, lamps went on in one-in-ten houses, almost like they knew.	7
I 3D printed a cell phone for my 3 year old to play with.	6
I got such a sense of fulfilment from my voluntary work with Ebola patients in Africa.	6
Do fitbits count masturbation strokes as steps because of the movement?	6
I can't stop crying about my murdered son.	2
At 79 Stan though he was in heaven when the new nurse started giving him a hand job as part of his weekly sponge bed bath.	2
When intelligent life landed the first learning they shared was that we had our 'holes' the wrong way round.	1
My dead wife was frigid, when she died I bought a 'fleshhlight' and named it after her.	0