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The Orphans were so happy to be going home to a loving family.

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The President allowed himself a deep sigh of satisfaction, he would forever be known as the man who brought peace to the Middle East.

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As a doctor I learned to cut away the cancer to let the patient survive.

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By 2038 climate change had turned North America into a vast scorched desert where every drop of water was precious.

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Can I urge you all to carry donor cards please.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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They say silence is golden and I agree.

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She was the life and soul of the party.

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I'm a devout man, I follow my god's teachings.

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He's perfect she thought, thoughtful, caring and best of all my son seems to have really taken to him.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The Orphans were so happy to be going home to a loving family.	16
The President allowed himself a deep sigh of satisfaction, he would forever be known as the man who brought peace to the Middle East.	15
As a doctor I learned to cut away the cancer to let the patient survive.	14
By 2038 climate change had turned North America into a vast scorched desert where every drop of water was precious.	13
Can I urge you all to carry donor cards please.	13
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.	12
They say silence is golden and I agree.	12
She was the life and soul of the party.	11
I'm a devout man, I follow my god's teachings.	10
He's perfect she thought, thoughtful, caring and best of all my son seems to have really taken to him.	10