/u/Capon-breath's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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He'd never gone this far on a first date before.

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I'm nothing special to look at but I get laid a lot.

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"Sit on my knee little boy and tell me what gifts you'd like to receive this year."

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Working as a hotel chambermaid it's disgusting having to clean up men's "used" tissues from the side of their bed's.

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It was an all too familiar situation, If he saved the mother the baby dies and if he saves the baby the mother dies.

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As my new, next generation Artificial Intelligence programme flickered into life I was glad I had ignored the detractors and nay-sayers.

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FACEBOOK UPDATE: OMG I've just woken up next to Jake the internet first date I met lastnight! #naughtygirl #walkofshame

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"Daddy, Daddy you promised to take me camping in the woods like you took mommy last week, can we go today?"

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It's true that beauty is only skin deep.

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I couldn't sleep last night, I was terrified by something scratching at my bedroom door.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He'd never gone this far on a first date before.	23
I'm nothing special to look at but I get laid a lot.	23
"Sit on my knee little boy and tell me what gifts you'd like to receive this year."	22
Working as a hotel chambermaid it's disgusting having to clean up men's "used" tissues from the side of their bed's.	22
It was an all too familiar situation, If he saved the mother the baby dies and if he saves the baby the mother dies.	22
As my new, next generation Artificial Intelligence programme flickered into life I was glad I had ignored the detractors and nay-sayers.	21
FACEBOOK UPDATE: OMG I've just woken up next to Jake the internet first date I met lastnight! #naughtygirl #walkofshame	19
"Daddy, Daddy you promised to take me camping in the woods like you took mommy last week, can we go today?"	18
It's true that beauty is only skin deep.	16
I couldn't sleep last night, I was terrified by something scratching at my bedroom door.	16