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[WP] Your long lost uncle died, in his will he bequeathed you all the wishing wells in the world. You are now fabulously wealthy from all of the coins, but you have hundreds of thousands of wishes you need to make come true.
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[WP] Your new job as Human Resources manager for a Bond villain is a nightmare. You can't fill vacancies for "Hechman with unusual killing power" or "Beautiful but deadly mistress." Not to mention the complaints from the "Canon fodder technicians" Union.
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[WP] In their latest MS Office Suite release, Microsoft change the names of all the fonts from pointless things like 'Calibri' to useful things like 'Sarcasm', 'Passive Aggressive', 'Condescending' and 'F*** you'. Hilarity ensues as everyone gets to say what's really on their mind.
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[WP] You knew that one of your first tasks as the newly elected President would be to take congratulatory calls from world leaders. You just weren't expecting your Chief of Staff to say "I have the President of the Underworld on the line for you."
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