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That vet said the lump in ol' Bessie's udder was an "abbycess" that might stop her milkin'.

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"Look at the scars on this one, she must have been in a fighting pit before she got loose" said the animal control officer.

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I'm stuck in this timeloop until I can save everyone on this beach from the tsunami.

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They say as long as the wildlife are still making noise, you're safe in the woods.

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I felt the cold touch slither up my ankle and screamed in horror and disgust.

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You've been getting a little extra protein in your diet!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
That vet said the lump in ol' Bessie's udder was an "abbycess" that might stop her milkin'.	3439
"Look at the scars on this one, she must have been in a fighting pit before she got loose" said the animal control officer.	136
I'm stuck in this timeloop until I can save everyone on this beach from the tsunami.	74
They say as long as the wildlife are still making noise, you're safe in the woods.	51
I felt the cold touch slither up my ankle and screamed in horror and disgust.	7
You've been getting a little extra protein in your diet!	1