/u/Caprina22's posts
[EU] Each child who had lost came home from the Wonka Factory with a truckload of candy-- the first in a lifetime supply, they thought-- but little did they know that each of their trucks contained a true lifetime supply... and that most of them were less than half full.
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[EU] Wallace and Gromit of Anti-Pesto face their toughest challenge yet-- the Dread Beast of Caerbannog
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[WP] Due to a study about cheese being addictive, the legislature has declared it a schedule 1 drug. The mob is delighted.
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[WP] You were set to inherit the throne, but unfortunately your brother sired a child just before his death. You have been trying to kill them from the day they were born, but their confounded luck has foiled your plans every time!
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[WP] "You are out of order sir!" "I'm out of order?!? What about him, his face looks like a @%^& Picasso!"
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[EU] How do you think they made those gobstoppers "everlasting"? Have you ever heard of the Law of Conservation of Energy? The customers, Charlie, it converted their lives into sugar as fast as they could eat.
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[WP] You were set to inherit the throne, but unfortunately your brother sired a child just before his death. You have been trying to kill them from the day they were born, but their confounded luck has foiled your plans every time!
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[WP] You were set to inherit the throne, but unfortunately your brother sired a child just before his death. You have been trying to kill them from the day they were born, but their confounded luck has foiled your plans every time!
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