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And just like that world hunger is no more!

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My dad always drive me around the block till i fall asleep.

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"Aaaaand here is another one!" i said happily on new years eve.

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"i really, really love you honey" i sobbed.

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As you can barely remember your early childhood, young childs can sometimes remember their previous lifes.

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[AUG22] The long awaited warmth spread throuht out the body and turned to unpleasant heat.

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[MAR22] My son escaped again.

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After eons, universes dying and being reborn many times, my punishment of watching monkey trying to write whole Shakespeare is finally over.

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Long time ago i became immortal, and because of that and hight regeneration i've outlived most of humanity, its wars, famines and now surviving nuclear winter.

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Did You get your test results?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
And just like that world hunger is no more!	900
My dad always drive me around the block till i fall asleep.	325
"Aaaaand here is another one!" i said happily on new years eve.	170
"i really, really love you honey" i sobbed.	129
As you can barely remember your early childhood, young childs can sometimes remember their previous lifes.	61
[AUG22] The long awaited warmth spread throuht out the body and turned to unpleasant heat.	27
[MAR22] My son escaped again.	25
After eons, universes dying and being reborn many times, my punishment of watching monkey trying to write whole Shakespeare is finally over.	18
Long time ago i became immortal, and because of that and hight regeneration i've outlived most of humanity, its wars, famines and now surviving nuclear winter.	8
Did You get your test results?	6