/u/CaptnHarryButtBeard's posts

Title	Upvotes	Subreddit
[WP] You've been waiting at the DMV for ten hours. Suddenly, you die of a heart attack. As your spirit lifts from your body, you are teleported to a similar building - the DRC(Dept. of Reincarnation Center)	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] You have a stalker. Or so you think... They just happen to end up in the same check out line at any store you visit at any time. One night you catch them in the bushes staring at you. As you dial the police station, they're phone starts playing a ringtone: "Every breath you take" by The Police.	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] Tired of the every day grind, you decide on a different career. Poking people with a pitchfork for eternity has lost it's luster. It's time you had a talk with the big man downstairs about your career path.	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] It's your first day in prison. Feeling uneasy in the shower, you inevitably drop the soap. Just when you thought it was the end, a large muscular Swedish man named "Sven" offers to pick it up for you.	1	WritingPrompts
Weight is only a number, what is the fastest method(or combination of methods) to lose body fat?	1	askscience
[WP] "Alright wiseguy... Where were you at exactly 9:43pm on the night of the 17th?"	1	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are a convicted serial killer who has escaped the death penalty. Your sentence was only 100 consecutive life sentences. After dying during the first one, you find that old dead judges, wardens, and officers enforce punishment in the afterlife!	0	WritingPrompts
[WP] Instead of presents for your 18th birthday, you were kicked out on the street with nothing to your name. Only hours later, feeling lost and abandoned, two homeless travellers named "Shaemus" and "Horse-Shit" offer to show you the ropes.	0	WritingPrompts

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