/u/CarlB1961's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The redneck posed beside the form on the ground, one boot on his prize, hunting rifle slung over his shoulder, grinning for his friend's camera.

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"Make A Wish, Sweetie," I Told My Daughter As She Sat Before Her Birthday Cake.

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It's true what they say: your entire life flashes before your eyes when you die.

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God sat on his throne, happily watching the wailing, agonized masses of miserable humanity writhing far below him.

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I played Russian Roulette with five bullets on a bet to win $1 million.

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I Kissed My Wife Goodnight.

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I've been hanging around my house since I got laid off.

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The man who raped and murdered my wife and daughter was released on a technicality.

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I wish I could tell my mother my father molests me.

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I Just Had The Best Sex Of My Life.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The redneck posed beside the form on the ground, one boot on his prize, hunting rifle slung over his shoulder, grinning for his friend's camera.	47
"Make A Wish, Sweetie," I Told My Daughter As She Sat Before Her Birthday Cake.	45
It's true what they say: your entire life flashes before your eyes when you die.	37
God sat on his throne, happily watching the wailing, agonized masses of miserable humanity writhing far below him.	26
I played Russian Roulette with five bullets on a bet to win $1 million.	24
I Kissed My Wife Goodnight.	21
I've been hanging around my house since I got laid off.	19
The man who raped and murdered my wife and daughter was released on a technicality.	15
I wish I could tell my mother my father molests me.	14
I Just Had The Best Sex Of My Life.	12