| I Pound Frantically Against The Lid Of The Coffin I'm Trapped In. | 10 | | | | |
| I was recently diagnosed with terminal cancer. | 7 | | | | |
| I awoke in the dark, panting from the nightmare I just had. | 7 | | | | |
| My wife almost caught me masturbating. | 1 | | | | |
| After he died, Leonard waited in the blackness for his afterlife to begin. | 1 | | | | |
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