/u/CarolineJohnson's posts
[WP] Ancient monks reawaken to fulfill a prophecy in which they find the chosen one to save the world. It's too bad they don't understand that "is no man" part could mean one of the many humanoid robots living on Earth now.
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[WP] A person's birth level depends on where they're born. The harsher the location, the higher a baby's level at birth. Well...the lowest recorded birth level in your area used to be 70. You set a very new low.
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[WP] You have been executed for a terrible crime. When you wake up, you're in an office facing Lucifer, who asks you to explain what you did to get yourself locked out of Heaven, as you didn't do anything terrible enough to get into Hell.
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[WP] Slender Man, the Rake, and a mystery masked figure huddled around a computer. They're giggling over a Slender Man ARG.
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[WP] Someone adjusting to being an adult says this: "My parents have always acted like spoiled 13-year old weeaboos who are babysitting me for the week."
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[WP] Humanity discovers a species that devours 100% of their young to survive. But not their children - their literal youth.
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[WP] Two frozen, perfectly preserved cave people are found in China. They look suspiciously like slightly hairier modern Chinese people. The first news reporter to see them spots "Made in China" tattoos on the backs of the cave people's necks.
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[WP] You are sitting in a lawyer's office, going over the will of a deceased woman you've never met or seen in your life. The will claims you're the woman's son.
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