/u/Cartmansimon's posts
[WP] It was supposed to be the score of a lifetime. The security system was better than any military installation. The vault was on a whole other level, it took 3 days to crack, but when it finally opened, there was nothing inside except..
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[WP] The alien ship hovers undetectable in orbit above earth, as it completes a scan of our planet. The science officer reports to the captain "This makes 106 planets surveyed that has intelligent life, and the 106th planet that that life is identical to our own."
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[WP] “Welcome to the the Justice League. Why don’t you tell us all about yourself, your superhero name, your powers and their origin, and why you want to be a hero.
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[WP] You’ve lived for almost 600 years. A man gave you a coin that grants immortality, said keep it until your done with life then give it to someone else. You’re finally ready to give the coin away, but no one will believe you or take it.
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[WP] Thousands of years after humanity discovered faster than light travel, your ship discovers a new planet. After landing you open the door and are greeted by group of people, humans. They tell you this planet is named Heaven. And it’s where people go after they die on earth.
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[WP] An alien race with a blood vendetta has come to earth looking for the last kryptonian. Nothing less than his death will appease them, but they’re used to dealing with kryptonians on their home planet, not on earth.
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[WP] It’s discovered that every animal on earth except man does not talk because they all have telepathy.
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[WP] An alien ship suddenly appears above Rome. A short time later a blindingly bright light shoots out, and a new star lights up the sky. Then a man appears before The Pope and simply says, “Hello, I’m back.” The Pope asks “Who are you?” “I’m Jesus” the man replies.
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[WP] I hereby grant you Jerry Vaugh, the chosen one, all the divine power of our lord. Says the angel as he anoints you. Just then a 2nd angel appears and shouts “No, not Jerry, Terry Vaugh is the chosen one” “Oops”
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