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[WP] A house plant and an outdoor plant are having an argument over which one has a better or easier life.
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[WP] A house plant an outdoors plant are having an argument about which one has a better or easier life.
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My girlfriend was complaining that’s she’s gained over 30 pounds since we started dating, but I told her that’s ok I like a girl with some meat on her bones.
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[WP] Blind people aren’t actually blind. Their eyes are tuned into a different dimension, but their brains can’t process that information, so they see nothing. A doctor has perfected a procedure to correct this problem. What does the first patient see?
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[WP] Humans were put on earth by a much older and far more advanced alien species for the purpose of terraforming earth to their needs.
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[WP] You’re an immortal, kind of. Whenever you should die, instead, your consciousness, including all past life experiences and knowledge gets thrown back in time into the mind of your 5 year old self. It’s just happened again for the 12th time. Tell us what you’re going to do with this life.
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