/u/Cartmansimon's posts
[WP] Your alarm went off this morning like always. You got up, got around and went to work. When you arrive, you see your friend Ed. He staring at you like you’re a ghost. He says, where have you been. No one has seen you in over three years.
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[WP] You and your dog got stuck in a time loop repeating the same day. You accepted your fate that you’re stuck here forever hundreds of years ago. Today when you woke up, your dog looked at you and said “we need to talk about this situation we’re stuck in”
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[WP] An alien ship bigger than the moon sat in orbit around the earth for 3 days, then sent a transmission and left. It took awhile to translate the message. “The beast is still confined, will check back on this prison planet in another thousand years.”
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[WP] You’re a geneticist that has figured out how to stop the aging process. Shortly after performing the procedure on yourself, nuclear annihilation happens, civilization collapses, mankind is thrown back into the stone ages. Tell us the story of what your life is like now, 400 years later.
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[WP] The aliens invaded on December 20th. They had no idea just how much this pissed Santa off. He really doesn’t like when his holiday is ruined.
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[WP] In the year 2368, humanity has begun traveling the galaxies. They meet a vast coalition of thousands of allied alien species. Within less than 20 years, humans are in complete control of the entire alliance, as humans are the only know sentient species capable of lying.
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[WP] It’s Dec. 1st, 2194. The first human colony began on mars in January earlier this year. Santa Clause is getting anxious, he doesn’t yet have a way to get to mars to deliver presents.
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[WP] “We’re super strong, we can move faster than anyone can see, and we can fly. Now tell me why we shouldn’t be superheroes.” “Because we’re not superheroes we’re vampires!”
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[WP] An immortal vampire wakes from a 500 year sleep. He emerges expecting humans to cower before him as they did before, but things are a little different now. No one even believes him when he tells them he’s a vampire.
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[WP] She picked up the phone to call an ambulance, her husband of 62 years had passed. Before she could dial a number, she heard an intake of breath. She looked at her husband, he was staring back with a shocked expression. They sent me back, he said. They said Heaven was full, so they sent me back.
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