/u/CartoonLogic31's posts
[WP] Your life would make the perfect Super Villain origin story. This is why you’ve been black listed. You know that the newbie heroes patrol your neighbourhood, just because you live there! Now that your trying to leave the country for a vacation, the heroes union has freaked out.
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[WP] You’re tired of people being rude. “Witch! Witch, give it to us for free! We are doing YOU the favour by not reporting you to the Church!” You’re a Sorceress, you have a PhD in magic! Your business isn’t illegal, the license and registration are on the wall! ”Get the hell out of my store!”
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[WP] The 3 knights entered the Witches hut. “If you eat the blue worm, you gain magical abilities.” The knights were so grossed out, they didn’t see their squire grab it and scoff it down like a gummy-bear”
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[WP] Wizards get to name their spells if they create new ones. The Council isn’t too happy about you naming your spells stuff like “No U”, “F-Off”, & “Die Beach”! Your spells are magnificent, but your language is ‘foul’ in their eyes
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[WP] They designed the infiltrators to be exactly like humans. Unfortunately, this worked too well. When it was time to invade. All the infiltrators believed they were delusional to think they weren’t humans. Each one had convinced themselves that the invasion plan wasn’t real.
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[WP] You are one of the few people in the Magical Girl community that is against Magic Transformation sequences. They take to long and attract attention. You got your sequence down to 2-3 seconds. So today when the organization was attacked, you were the only one that escaped.
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[WP] With modern technology, vampires can live normal lives. It’s been this way for a couple generations, living normal human lives. You’re the first to drink blood in over 200 years, and now release why the old generation was so powerful. You just can’t get cough.
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[WP] You were kidnapped at a young age. The cult wrote scripture all over your back and told you that you were the chosen one! The police saved you shortly after. Now that your older, strange things are happening.
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[WP] Prince Charming’s are actually a species of monster that kidnap young women with the promise of their dreams and desires. Unfortunately your younger sister has fallen victim. Together with your father, you venture into the forest to save her! Quite the twisted fairytale!
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[WP] Nobody could tell if the hero was a genius or just completely incompetent. The super villain reran the footage until she spotted him, walking in backwards through the exit. She turned her subordinates “Are you telling me he broke into our high tech facility, using the old Bugs Bunny trick!!!“
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