/u/CerumenCandies's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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What do C3PO and R2D2 need to retain their memories?

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So, apparently a sexologist is NOT someone who reads fortunes from genitals.

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Being quite the genius, I'd like to invent a time machine.

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"Hey, this is supposed to be a gym, but that big guy is just standing there, staring at the dumbbells."

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I'm planning a career as a cover artist performing only Cardi B tunes, all at 140 bpm.

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"I'm sorry Mr Frankenstein, but this concerns your son, Victor."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What do C3PO and R2D2 need to retain their memories?	97
So, apparently a sexologist is NOT someone who reads fortunes from genitals.	84
Being quite the genius, I'd like to invent a time machine.	77
"Hey, this is supposed to be a gym, but that big guy is just standing there, staring at the dumbbells."	68
I'm planning a career as a cover artist performing only Cardi B tunes, all at 140 bpm.	68
"I'm sorry Mr Frankenstein, but this concerns your son, Victor."	20