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They declared my daughter’s murderer unfit for trial due to insanity.

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“I never had kids, so you get nothing” I said to the witch who had come to collect on our deal.

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Mommy told me that my new friends can sleep over in the basement with me.

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“Just ignore them, they’re only trying to get a reaction.”

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“Now that I’ve killed your bitch of a sister, we can finally spend some mother-daughter time with just the two of us!”

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“Please, if you must kill me, I beg you to use the stake rather than fire” the cornered vampire pleaded with his assailant.

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Mommy is drunk again, and Daddy just took another bottle of his “magic pills”.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They declared my daughter’s murderer unfit for trial due to insanity.	5159
“I never had kids, so you get nothing” I said to the witch who had come to collect on our deal.	3374
Mommy told me that my new friends can sleep over in the basement with me.	172
“Just ignore them, they’re only trying to get a reaction.”	16
“Now that I’ve killed your bitch of a sister, we can finally spend some mother-daughter time with just the two of us!”	12
“Please, if you must kill me, I beg you to use the stake rather than fire” the cornered vampire pleaded with his assailant.	10
Mommy is drunk again, and Daddy just took another bottle of his “magic pills”.	3