/u/ChaosOrPeace's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My husband only had eyes for me, until that bitch Katie showed up.

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My daughter had a rather impressive collection of stuffed animals from boyfriends over the years.

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The scuba diver looked down into the infinite inky darkness.

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I'd gotten my hands on a knife, I'm gonna kill these damn kidnappers, I swear it.

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After endless nights of hearing the tapping of branches on my window as I tried to sleep, I finally cut them.

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"It'll definitely sell for more if you strip it for parts; in fact, I'll take it apart for you for a couple bucks."

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Obviously I knew Ouija boards were total bullshit, so many people with their hands on that thing at once, involuntary muscle movements explain everything.

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As i opened the front door i was overjoyed to hear my wife playing the piano that she'd long forgotten about

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Here on my deathbed I was strangely happy, having devoted my entire life to God as a good and just priest; it was finally time to reap the rewards of my faith, I smile as I close my eyes for the last time.

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The Smiths were so excited to meet little baby Sarah, they'd spent months buying the cutest little dresses and hair bows, praying so hard for their daughter to be a healthy little girl.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My husband only had eyes for me, until that bitch Katie showed up.	3254
My daughter had a rather impressive collection of stuffed animals from boyfriends over the years.	499
The scuba diver looked down into the infinite inky darkness.	360
I'd gotten my hands on a knife, I'm gonna kill these damn kidnappers, I swear it.	174
After endless nights of hearing the tapping of branches on my window as I tried to sleep, I finally cut them.	171
"It'll definitely sell for more if you strip it for parts; in fact, I'll take it apart for you for a couple bucks."	33
Obviously I knew Ouija boards were total bullshit, so many people with their hands on that thing at once, involuntary muscle movements explain everything.	16
As i opened the front door i was overjoyed to hear my wife playing the piano that she'd long forgotten about	14
Here on my deathbed I was strangely happy, having devoted my entire life to God as a good and just priest; it was finally time to reap the rewards of my faith, I smile as I close my eyes for the last time.	12
The Smiths were so excited to meet little baby Sarah, they'd spent months buying the cutest little dresses and hair bows, praying so hard for their daughter to be a healthy little girl.	9